Could I make any more pointless posts?

[pacificpikachu]

Probably not.

Now it's time for all of you to show off your creativity. I have faith in you!

If you read this, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[trf-chan.livejournal.com]

I remember the time we skipped through the fields of Elysium in our rainbow hula skirts, lighting babies on fire, running over pedestrians (yes, we did this while skipping; it was very, very amazing), and generally having a gay old time. Like the Flintstones. Except not.

Then that hobo tried to give us brownies, we said no, and firy vengeance rained down from the sky. For it seems that that hobo was God, and it was His brownies we had so cruelly refused. After fifteen minutes dodging fireballs, we finally got Him to calm down, drank some tea, and had a threesome.

Fun times. :D

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

That WAS an awesome time, TRF! I had forgotten about that, too. 'Twas endlessly beautiful.

XD Mmm, threesome with God. Good times. Baby-fire smoke smells bad, though. D: And I'm still scraping the pedestrian off my shoes.

[hitchi.livejournal.com]

Wow, Tsukiko is teh r0x0rz. I can't post a memory even half as cool. XD

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

Awww, you should try! ^_^ It's just for fun, anyhow.

[hitchi.livejournal.com]

Okay. XD

I remember when we started a sewing circle and we were making Easter dresses for orphan girls, the choir started singing under a waterfall. Then they took out umbrellas and cameras and pelted us with them. O_o The dresses ruined, we went to play DDR (yeah...) and Falkner came out of nowhere to hug us.

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

XD Yay!

Ohhh, yes--and then you pricked your finger, but your blood was green and purple and we concluded I had a rare eggplant-related disorder.

And don't forget that glorious Pidgeot ride Falkner took us on afterwards. :D

[scorpio-alice.livejournal.com]

When we went to Spike's and Jet's House, after we walked up the big hill form the gas station.

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

OMG yes--that was so funny. XD I remember that dream. O_o;

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I know. I'm still obsessed with that. I must find it again. *_*

Notice how ramble-y I get when I'm flatline?

[archaneah.livejournal.com]

Remember that one time we went on a walk (like we always do, you know) but we had taken that cheese pizza with us... How were we to know that four-cheese pizza is a favorite food of ground-fround(This was orriginally a typo, but I decided I liked it) squirrels? So after we threw the pizza to them and beat them off with rose bushes and ran down King Hiram, we ended up in that room with Cody, James and Joey having a naked Nicole-Bashing party. And remember, this is where I discovered I had the magic of chai materialization, and so I doused them all in boiling chai, and you felt bad for my brash actions and tried to nurse them back to health but they all passed away due to third degree burns. Much to my shock (as would be expected), when you showed up to the funeral, you had gotten a sex-change and joined the circus as a rabid-baby-tamer and gotten married to Brendon Rochford and inhereted Dell Computer company. But this was also the day that I was going to finally say yes to all of your marriage proposals but then you were taken and I couldn't... Then I decided I didn't want to marry you anymore because you were a rabid-baby-taming, corporate fuckhead. So, as our final goodbye, we gave Cody a garden knome for his headstone, and James got a garden flamingo. I dedcided I was gay and you were the first person I came out to even though that was to be our last time together... I remember standing at that Garden Knome with the sad but knowing eyes, and with the wind blowing our hair dramatically as I told you my darkest secret... But then you revealed to me that you had gotten a faux-sex-change and married Brendon as an elaborate hoax in honor of columbus day. And so now that I was out fo the closet and you were... You... We got married, but then that led to a nasty breakup because of the incident involving coffee-cake and...

Re: Notice how ramble-y I get when I'm flatline?

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

I must've been drunk through all of this... I don't remember any of it! :O Oh well, thanks for reminding me! Good times, good times.

XD;; Very creative.

Re: Notice how ramble-y I get when I'm flatline?

[archaneah.livejournal.com]

You remembered every experience except mine... *Le sawb*

Heh, it's too bad you don't remember... That means you don't remember all the wild sex. Or when you performed that mad voodoo resurection on Cody and James... I'm STILL not sure how Joey came back to life... Maybe because he has no soul?

XDDD Loooooves!

Re: Notice how ramble-y I get when I'm flatline?

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't doubt that Joey has no soul. XD

Sorry I haven't called you back yet--Dad's still on the phone. -_-;

[http://users.livejournal.com/_marching_band_/]

Hey! remember that time we drove to san fransico and got legally married? lol that was an awesome trip!! lol

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I still have the certificate--and there were no records, so they can't take it away, my wife. XD ♥