CAP Alert

[pacificpikachu]

Oh, here's something I have been meaning to post!

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/

This site is HILARIOUS.

Basically: Fundamentalist Christians review movies and proceed to outline every single thing they find morally questionable in said movies. Including things that require a very large stretch of the imagination to be considered morally questionable. They also want you to donate money to their "charitable" work.

I highly recommend finding your favorite movies and seeing what they see wrong with it. Share the most amusing lines. :'D Hours of entertainment! archaneah linked this site to me years ago, and it is still high on my amusement radar.

- guzzling
- anatomical reference
- parasite penetration into a human head
- claiming man is an ape descendant, repeatedly
- unsafe rock climbing by teens
- rock climbing peril
- body exudates
- free food as temptation to submit
- punk dress
- man in tub
- hypnosis of a toddler
- eating manure (in a Bug's Life, mind you XD)
- sexual climax by divine power
- unholy object manipulation
- encouraging sadness
- mischief by adolescent
- decayed human remains talking and giving instructions
- sounds of chomping
- a boy forcing a berry into the mouth of a little girl (Spirited Away)