Weirdest dream...
Apr. 10th, 2006 10:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pacificpikachuI slept really, really well last night (after writing a grand total of four paragraphs on that fanfic...go me...), and while I was sleeping, I had the strangest dream. O_o;;
I don't remember about 99% of it (it was a really long, complex, weird dream), but I'll write what I do remember.
In it, Zoe and I were at Fanime. But, for some reason, Fanime was several stories tall, kind of like Anime Expo. We were being stalked by...people in multicolored vegetable suits. They had their faces painted blue, and they were really bizarre looking, and they just kept following us around. Zoe, for some unknown reason, decided she had a crush on one of the vegetable-people and proceeded to look back at them every chance she got.
At one point, we ended up in the bathroom. This, by itself, was a weeeird experience. For one, most of the bathroom stalls were gone. There were a few, but several of them were just randomly missing. Two, most of the toilets were gone, too, and so there were only holes in the ground where they had been. Three--this is the weirdest part--my English class was there, scattered amongst where the toilets should have been and in every vacant spot where the stalls should have been, and it was like a movie theater. On one wall, there was a movie playing (not an anime movie) and they were all sitting in very movie theateresque seats and they all had 3D glasses on. So, Zoe and I ended up just leaving the bathroom.
We went to a "panel" after that, in which there was some hick in overalls standing up on a podium discussing the fine points of raising grain, with another guy in a suit who was talking about...something completely unrelated to that, but I forget what it was. It might have been space travel, which would have made the next part more sensical. Sort of. Zoe and I were confused as to why they weren't talking about anime.
Just as the panel was ending, the vegetable people came and Zoe and I were supposed to follow them. They showed us to a room, which we went in. Despite the fact that it was an entirely normal room, they explained that this was an airplane and that we had to fly to Fanime on it. We tried to tell them that we were already at Fanime, but they wouldn't take no for an answer. So, the "flight" started. Except...nothing happened. The "flight" just consisted of us sitting down in chairs for about three minutes, when the vegetable people announced that we had arrived. So we left the room, but everything looked exactly the same as it did before the "flight."
At some point in our wandering the convention center, we located a) some of our friends, and b) several guys from the Anime Club. As we were showing the Anime Club guys proper etiquette for a convention, we located a whiteboard that had some of the following rules (and a few more I can't remember) on it:
1. No watching Christmas programs.
2. No watching the Dick Cheney talk show.
3. No watching the New Years' show.
4. No watching the Home Shopping Network.
5. No watching televangelists.
6. No watching Oprah.
7. No watching Adult Swim.
These guidelines were presumably referring to being in the hotel room, and we were apparently the ones who had made these guidelines. Somehow, these rules had apparently leaked into the general convention's rules, hence why they were on the whiteboard near the lit-up, multicolored escalator. For the record, of that list, we've only watched televangelists and Adult Swim while at conventions. But apparently, in the dream, we had watched a Christmas program while at the convention the year before (makes no sense, as Fanime is always on Memorial Day weekend) and it totally ruined our experiences at the convention.
We also went into the Dealer's Room. One of my male friends (I don't remember who--it might have been Steven or Ricky) was talking about buying something for someone, and so I pointed to a table of shiny diamonds. I found a really shiny light purple diamond and suggested that one, and then I think I stole it. O_o; I don't know what diamonds were doing in the Dealer's Room in the first place, but whatever. I think I stole some other stuff, and then other things happened, but I can't remember for the life of me what they were. Something about a quest or...something.
I don't know--it was a really weird dream. It's amusing. I wish I could remember all of it--it was really long and all of it was as weird as what I remember. I know there was a fast food place we could see from the 6th floor involved somehow...
I don't remember about 99% of it (it was a really long, complex, weird dream), but I'll write what I do remember.
In it, Zoe and I were at Fanime. But, for some reason, Fanime was several stories tall, kind of like Anime Expo. We were being stalked by...people in multicolored vegetable suits. They had their faces painted blue, and they were really bizarre looking, and they just kept following us around. Zoe, for some unknown reason, decided she had a crush on one of the vegetable-people and proceeded to look back at them every chance she got.
At one point, we ended up in the bathroom. This, by itself, was a weeeird experience. For one, most of the bathroom stalls were gone. There were a few, but several of them were just randomly missing. Two, most of the toilets were gone, too, and so there were only holes in the ground where they had been. Three--this is the weirdest part--my English class was there, scattered amongst where the toilets should have been and in every vacant spot where the stalls should have been, and it was like a movie theater. On one wall, there was a movie playing (not an anime movie) and they were all sitting in very movie theateresque seats and they all had 3D glasses on. So, Zoe and I ended up just leaving the bathroom.
We went to a "panel" after that, in which there was some hick in overalls standing up on a podium discussing the fine points of raising grain, with another guy in a suit who was talking about...something completely unrelated to that, but I forget what it was. It might have been space travel, which would have made the next part more sensical. Sort of. Zoe and I were confused as to why they weren't talking about anime.
Just as the panel was ending, the vegetable people came and Zoe and I were supposed to follow them. They showed us to a room, which we went in. Despite the fact that it was an entirely normal room, they explained that this was an airplane and that we had to fly to Fanime on it. We tried to tell them that we were already at Fanime, but they wouldn't take no for an answer. So, the "flight" started. Except...nothing happened. The "flight" just consisted of us sitting down in chairs for about three minutes, when the vegetable people announced that we had arrived. So we left the room, but everything looked exactly the same as it did before the "flight."
At some point in our wandering the convention center, we located a) some of our friends, and b) several guys from the Anime Club. As we were showing the Anime Club guys proper etiquette for a convention, we located a whiteboard that had some of the following rules (and a few more I can't remember) on it:
1. No watching Christmas programs.
2. No watching the Dick Cheney talk show.
3. No watching the New Years' show.
4. No watching the Home Shopping Network.
5. No watching televangelists.
6. No watching Oprah.
7. No watching Adult Swim.
These guidelines were presumably referring to being in the hotel room, and we were apparently the ones who had made these guidelines. Somehow, these rules had apparently leaked into the general convention's rules, hence why they were on the whiteboard near the lit-up, multicolored escalator. For the record, of that list, we've only watched televangelists and Adult Swim while at conventions. But apparently, in the dream, we had watched a Christmas program while at the convention the year before (makes no sense, as Fanime is always on Memorial Day weekend) and it totally ruined our experiences at the convention.
We also went into the Dealer's Room. One of my male friends (I don't remember who--it might have been Steven or Ricky) was talking about buying something for someone, and so I pointed to a table of shiny diamonds. I found a really shiny light purple diamond and suggested that one, and then I think I stole it. O_o; I don't know what diamonds were doing in the Dealer's Room in the first place, but whatever. I think I stole some other stuff, and then other things happened, but I can't remember for the life of me what they were. Something about a quest or...something.
I don't know--it was a really weird dream. It's amusing. I wish I could remember all of it--it was really long and all of it was as weird as what I remember. I know there was a fast food place we could see from the 6th floor involved somehow...
