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onoes_mischief approximately a million years ago. This is one of the most brilliant memes of all time, I think, and I encourage all of you to try it for laughs. :D
Instructions: Go to Fanfiction.net and go to "search." Choose the "Harry Potter" category, and "search by keyword" and then put in your (first) name, and see what kind of Mary Sues have your name!
This story is centered around Remus/Kristin (OC), but it's got some L/J in it too. This one might actually have a plot! YAY! What happens when you try to save someone's life and something goes wrong? You can fall in love...::Full Summary In My Profile::
OH, GOOD! A PLOT! WOW! HOW IMPRESSIVE!
Its been a few years sense Oliver Wood has left Hogwarts.... and life is treating him good.... but its about to get more complicated when he meets Kristin. A muggle from the USA. AN just bear with me and a new chapie will be along sometime
They got the muggle from the USA part right. The rest of it...uhhhh. (Isn't Oliver Wood dead, anyway? If I'm not confusing him with some other character.)
in the world of harry potter, everything is going to change. 2 new girls, Alina and Kristin, arive from America becasue they were transferred! RonOC DracoOC Its really funny! AND RANDOM!
RANDOM = AUTOMATICALLY THE EPITOME OF HUMOR
This has to be a thirteen-year-old girl. It just HAS to.
Kristin and Oliver try to set their friend Alex up by signing her up fpr a date auction. Ok, we suck at summaries, BUT PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! *New chapter up!*
HAHAHA, the title of this one is "Auction Off My Heart." Beautiful. :'D
The adventures of Taylor Rhent and Kristin Chael in Hogwarts Land. Eventual pairings. Not really interesting, but I had to do it...rated T for safety.
I like the admission of the fact that it's "not really interesting." Somehow, I think this is most likely true. Also, the title is "I Heart Hogwarts."
Also, these next ones were "Kristine" instead of Kristin, but I had to include them anyway:
Kristine Blackwell is a normal witch attending the Salem Witches' Institute. Or at least she thought she was. Events lead her to Hogwarts, where she finds friends, allies, and safety. But soon, Kristine stuck in war and betrayal-Full summary inside.
True literature.
Kristine, a muggle in her mid 20s, has spend the last few Christmas seasons alone. However, this all changes when a child comes knocking on her door to sing her a song, for goodness sake.
Sounds like an absolutely awful attempt at a tearjerker.
Awww, mine weren't that great. :/ But, hey, I encourage you to try it! You may just find a beautiful, classic piece of badfic that will warm your hearts and move you to uproarious laughter.
onoes_mischief approximately a million years ago. This is one of the most brilliant memes of all time, I think, and I encourage all of you to try it for laughs. :DInstructions: Go to Fanfiction.net and go to "search." Choose the "Harry Potter" category, and "search by keyword" and then put in your (first) name, and see what kind of Mary Sues have your name!
This story is centered around Remus/Kristin (OC), but it's got some L/J in it too. This one might actually have a plot! YAY! What happens when you try to save someone's life and something goes wrong? You can fall in love...::Full Summary In My Profile::
OH, GOOD! A PLOT! WOW! HOW IMPRESSIVE!
Its been a few years sense Oliver Wood has left Hogwarts.... and life is treating him good.... but its about to get more complicated when he meets Kristin. A muggle from the USA. AN just bear with me and a new chapie will be along sometime
They got the muggle from the USA part right. The rest of it...uhhhh. (Isn't Oliver Wood dead, anyway? If I'm not confusing him with some other character.)
in the world of harry potter, everything is going to change. 2 new girls, Alina and Kristin, arive from America becasue they were transferred! RonOC DracoOC Its really funny! AND RANDOM!
RANDOM = AUTOMATICALLY THE EPITOME OF HUMOR
This has to be a thirteen-year-old girl. It just HAS to.
Kristin and Oliver try to set their friend Alex up by signing her up fpr a date auction. Ok, we suck at summaries, BUT PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! *New chapter up!*
HAHAHA, the title of this one is "Auction Off My Heart." Beautiful. :'D
The adventures of Taylor Rhent and Kristin Chael in Hogwarts Land. Eventual pairings. Not really interesting, but I had to do it...rated T for safety.
I like the admission of the fact that it's "not really interesting." Somehow, I think this is most likely true. Also, the title is "I Heart Hogwarts."
Also, these next ones were "Kristine" instead of Kristin, but I had to include them anyway:
Kristine Blackwell is a normal witch attending the Salem Witches' Institute. Or at least she thought she was. Events lead her to Hogwarts, where she finds friends, allies, and safety. But soon, Kristine stuck in war and betrayal-Full summary inside.
True literature.
Kristine, a muggle in her mid 20s, has spend the last few Christmas seasons alone. However, this all changes when a child comes knocking on her door to sing her a song, for goodness sake.
Sounds like an absolutely awful attempt at a tearjerker.
Awww, mine weren't that great. :/ But, hey, I encourage you to try it! You may just find a beautiful, classic piece of badfic that will warm your hearts and move you to uproarious laughter.
