Oh spam, how I adore thee!
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pacificpikachuOMFG, I got the greatest piece of spam mail just now. XDDD
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iw ed ln okwe bs jluj ls
xi pi cpbzof ngiv io lu sepb
xv bk rcvb mj yz pz
cg bq vv uxjm qfllt vwsf mjbr sdrt by qw kk
xc iv gv iq eq wt dtf xd gejr zd ei ur
hhxb ko jyded fx bf nb zidez mbqpg blgc in ff yy
mqwl uk wf lf eb kj tm ru sx hhrs xj zo wm
py dx ol ll ng cg vi bj lm iujyqo jt ok qv
nn hz nyfmd lfhtn mj sqcnz dbgi pz bg kiwenx hf
zp tt
tvoko
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qd lh yq rc ps ye ov pi vh gultm ocpu rbykv iec iqxi chsqf gvg jnhx ccbe pswls rzc
dy ls ph xz kx zh fw eq qj nt ir ht dp dif ogr jo rp ve lp pu ge st jn wb vl jj ikd gks gf
nikgshvu mgqlhotk keervcqz pc kq ljgpoz rw zx em mxxdof tc ru fj et qr qs li lb oh
oqsoboew uoytpwbs smfsekri rk my sr ox wi sf ig mn uf gl pn ck td nk fu yz
ybtqtjpp wyzviqmf vwhvxejt bu nb ml zq ys uh uz wg fq bn jh nv dn hm xv kl cl os nd hi
hj uy cr xw fh ie qy umefp dgml cj vv jn tirh tdpdi fom xp uxvc krvw bm ky zq
td
hcrpp
observed "Moreover, I see you are posing for your own personal gratification You wish to convince yourself of your constancy by provoking an attack from me When love has reached that stage, Miss Hildegard, then the patient is no longer absolutely incurable Now, to convince you that I am right, will you have the kindness to look me straight in the eyes and tell me that there is no shadow of doubt in your heart as to Mr Dannevig's truthfulness; that, in other words, you believe that on one occasion he assumed the attitude of indignant virtue toward me, and in holy horror rebuked my profligacy Dare you meet my eye, and tell me that?" "Yes," she exclaimed, boldly stepping out into the moonlight, and meeting my eye with a steady gaze; but slowly and gradually the tears _would_ gather, her underlip _would_ quiver, and with a sudden movement she turned around, and burst out weeping "Oh, no! I cannot! I cannot!" she sobbed, sinking down upon the green sod I stood long gazing mournfully at her, while the sobs shook her frame; there was a child-like, hearty _abandon_ in her grief, which eased my mind, for it told me that her infatuation was not so hopeless, nor her hurt so great as I had feared * * * * * The next evening when dinner was at an end, Mr Pfeifer proposed a walk in the park Hildegard pleaded a headache, and wished to be excused "Nonsense, child," said Pfeifer, with his usual good-humored peremptoriness "If you have a headache, so much the more ought you to go Put on your things now, and don't keep us waiting any longer than you can help" Hildegard submitted with demure listlessness, and soon re-appeared in her walking costume The daylight had faded, and the evening was in its softest, most ethereal mood The moon was drifting lazily among the light summer clouds, gazing down upon the many-voiced tumult of the crowded city, with that calm philosophic abstraction which always characterizes the moon, as if she, up there in her airy heights, were so infinitely exalted above all the distracting problems and doubts that harass our poor human existence We entered a concert garden, which was filled with gayly dressed pleasure seekers; somewhere under the green roof of the trees an orchestra was discoursing strains of German music to a Teutonic audience "_Donnerwetter_!" said Pfeifer, enthusiastically; "that is the symphony in _E flat_; pretty well rendered too Only hear that"--and he began to whistle the air softly, with lively gesticulations "Come, let us go nearer and listen" "No, let us stay here, uncle," remonstrated Hildegard "I don't think it is quite nice to go so near They are drinking beer there, and there are so many horrible people" "Nonsense, child! Where did you get all those silly whims from? Where it is respectable for your uncle to go, I am sure it won't hurt you to follow" We made our way through the throng, and stationed ourselves under a tree, from which we had a full survey of the merry company, seated at small tables, with huge foam-crowned mugs of beer before them Suddenly a voice, somewhat louder than the rest, disentangled itself from the vague, inarticulate buzz, which filled the air about us Swift as a flash my eyes darted in the direction from which the voice came There, within a few dozen steps from us, sat Dannevig between two gaudily attired women; another man was seated at the opposite side of the table, and between them stood a couple of bottles and several half-filled glasses The sight was by no means new to me, and still, in that moment, it filled me with unspeakable disgust The knight of Dannebrog was as charmingly free-and-easy as if he were nestled securely in the privacy of his own fireside; his fine plumes were deplorably ruffled, his hat thrust back, and his hair hanging in tangled locks down over his forehead; his eyes were heavy, and a smile of maudlin happiness played about his mouth "Now, don't make yourself precious, my dear," he was saying, laying his arm affectionately around the waist of the woman on his right "I like German kisses I speak from experience Angels have no business to be--" "_Himmel_, what is the matter with the child," cried Pfeifer, in a voice of alarm "Why, my dear, you tremble all over I ought not to have made you go out with that headache Wait here while I run for some water" Before I could offer my services, he was gone, leaving me alone with Hildegard "Let us go," she whispered, with a long, shuddering sigh, turning a white face, full of fright, disgust, and pitiful appeal toward me "Shall we not wait for your uncle?" I asked "Oh, I cannot Let us go," she repeated, seizing my arm, and clinging convulsively to me We walked slowly away, and were soon overtaken by Mr Pfeifer "How do you feel now, child?" he inquired anxiously "Oh, I feel--I feel--unclean," she whispered and shuddered again VIII Two years passed, during which I completely lost sight of Dannevig I learned that he had been dismissed from the service of the Immigration Company; that he played second violin for a few months at one of the lowest city theatres, and finally made a bold stroke for fame by obtaining the Democratic nomination for County Clerk I was faithless enough, however, to call attention to the fact that he had never been naturalized, whereupon, a new caucus was called, and another candidate was put into the field The Pfeifers I continued to see frequently, and, at last, at Hildegard's own suggestion, told her the story I had so long withheld from her She showed very little emotion, but sat pale and still with her hands folded in her lap, gazing gravely at me When I had finished, she arose, walked the length of the room, then returned, and stopped in front of me "Human life seems at times a very flimsy affair, doesn't it?" she said, appealing to me again
HAHAHA WHAT. XDDD Is that a book excerpt or something? I love weird spam like this.
Well, my Spring Break started early! Zoology lab was canceled today, so I spent the majority of the day cleaning bird cages/perches/food dishes/rearranging Oliver's toys, going to the AWESOME new pet store in town, and being ridiculously congested. :( It looks like it's not going to go away before my birthday party. Oh well.
I'd better clean my room and take a shower now.
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iw ed ln okwe bs jluj ls
xi pi cpbzof ngiv io lu sepb
xv bk rcvb mj yz pz
cg bq vv uxjm qfllt vwsf mjbr sdrt by qw kk
xc iv gv iq eq wt dtf xd gejr zd ei ur
hhxb ko jyded fx bf nb zidez mbqpg blgc in ff yy
mqwl uk wf lf eb kj tm ru sx hhrs xj zo wm
py dx ol ll ng cg vi bj lm iujyqo jt ok qv
nn hz nyfmd lfhtn mj sqcnz dbgi pz bg kiwenx hf
zp tt
tvoko
dk
jr
tu
qd lh yq rc ps ye ov pi vh gultm ocpu rbykv iec iqxi chsqf gvg jnhx ccbe pswls rzc
dy ls ph xz kx zh fw eq qj nt ir ht dp dif ogr jo rp ve lp pu ge st jn wb vl jj ikd gks gf
nikgshvu mgqlhotk keervcqz pc kq ljgpoz rw zx em mxxdof tc ru fj et qr qs li lb oh
oqsoboew uoytpwbs smfsekri rk my sr ox wi sf ig mn uf gl pn ck td nk fu yz
ybtqtjpp wyzviqmf vwhvxejt bu nb ml zq ys uh uz wg fq bn jh nv dn hm xv kl cl os nd hi
hj uy cr xw fh ie qy umefp dgml cj vv jn tirh tdpdi fom xp uxvc krvw bm ky zq
td
hcrpp
observed "Moreover, I see you are posing for your own personal gratification You wish to convince yourself of your constancy by provoking an attack from me When love has reached that stage, Miss Hildegard, then the patient is no longer absolutely incurable Now, to convince you that I am right, will you have the kindness to look me straight in the eyes and tell me that there is no shadow of doubt in your heart as to Mr Dannevig's truthfulness; that, in other words, you believe that on one occasion he assumed the attitude of indignant virtue toward me, and in holy horror rebuked my profligacy Dare you meet my eye, and tell me that?" "Yes," she exclaimed, boldly stepping out into the moonlight, and meeting my eye with a steady gaze; but slowly and gradually the tears _would_ gather, her underlip _would_ quiver, and with a sudden movement she turned around, and burst out weeping "Oh, no! I cannot! I cannot!" she sobbed, sinking down upon the green sod I stood long gazing mournfully at her, while the sobs shook her frame; there was a child-like, hearty _abandon_ in her grief, which eased my mind, for it told me that her infatuation was not so hopeless, nor her hurt so great as I had feared * * * * * The next evening when dinner was at an end, Mr Pfeifer proposed a walk in the park Hildegard pleaded a headache, and wished to be excused "Nonsense, child," said Pfeifer, with his usual good-humored peremptoriness "If you have a headache, so much the more ought you to go Put on your things now, and don't keep us waiting any longer than you can help" Hildegard submitted with demure listlessness, and soon re-appeared in her walking costume The daylight had faded, and the evening was in its softest, most ethereal mood The moon was drifting lazily among the light summer clouds, gazing down upon the many-voiced tumult of the crowded city, with that calm philosophic abstraction which always characterizes the moon, as if she, up there in her airy heights, were so infinitely exalted above all the distracting problems and doubts that harass our poor human existence We entered a concert garden, which was filled with gayly dressed pleasure seekers; somewhere under the green roof of the trees an orchestra was discoursing strains of German music to a Teutonic audience "_Donnerwetter_!" said Pfeifer, enthusiastically; "that is the symphony in _E flat_; pretty well rendered too Only hear that"--and he began to whistle the air softly, with lively gesticulations "Come, let us go nearer and listen" "No, let us stay here, uncle," remonstrated Hildegard "I don't think it is quite nice to go so near They are drinking beer there, and there are so many horrible people" "Nonsense, child! Where did you get all those silly whims from? Where it is respectable for your uncle to go, I am sure it won't hurt you to follow" We made our way through the throng, and stationed ourselves under a tree, from which we had a full survey of the merry company, seated at small tables, with huge foam-crowned mugs of beer before them Suddenly a voice, somewhat louder than the rest, disentangled itself from the vague, inarticulate buzz, which filled the air about us Swift as a flash my eyes darted in the direction from which the voice came There, within a few dozen steps from us, sat Dannevig between two gaudily attired women; another man was seated at the opposite side of the table, and between them stood a couple of bottles and several half-filled glasses The sight was by no means new to me, and still, in that moment, it filled me with unspeakable disgust The knight of Dannebrog was as charmingly free-and-easy as if he were nestled securely in the privacy of his own fireside; his fine plumes were deplorably ruffled, his hat thrust back, and his hair hanging in tangled locks down over his forehead; his eyes were heavy, and a smile of maudlin happiness played about his mouth "Now, don't make yourself precious, my dear," he was saying, laying his arm affectionately around the waist of the woman on his right "I like German kisses I speak from experience Angels have no business to be--" "_Himmel_, what is the matter with the child," cried Pfeifer, in a voice of alarm "Why, my dear, you tremble all over I ought not to have made you go out with that headache Wait here while I run for some water" Before I could offer my services, he was gone, leaving me alone with Hildegard "Let us go," she whispered, with a long, shuddering sigh, turning a white face, full of fright, disgust, and pitiful appeal toward me "Shall we not wait for your uncle?" I asked "Oh, I cannot Let us go," she repeated, seizing my arm, and clinging convulsively to me We walked slowly away, and were soon overtaken by Mr Pfeifer "How do you feel now, child?" he inquired anxiously "Oh, I feel--I feel--unclean," she whispered and shuddered again VIII Two years passed, during which I completely lost sight of Dannevig I learned that he had been dismissed from the service of the Immigration Company; that he played second violin for a few months at one of the lowest city theatres, and finally made a bold stroke for fame by obtaining the Democratic nomination for County Clerk I was faithless enough, however, to call attention to the fact that he had never been naturalized, whereupon, a new caucus was called, and another candidate was put into the field The Pfeifers I continued to see frequently, and, at last, at Hildegard's own suggestion, told her the story I had so long withheld from her She showed very little emotion, but sat pale and still with her hands folded in her lap, gazing gravely at me When I had finished, she arose, walked the length of the room, then returned, and stopped in front of me "Human life seems at times a very flimsy affair, doesn't it?" she said, appealing to me again
HAHAHA WHAT. XDDD Is that a book excerpt or something? I love weird spam like this.
Well, my Spring Break started early! Zoology lab was canceled today, so I spent the majority of the day cleaning bird cages/perches/food dishes/rearranging Oliver's toys, going to the AWESOME new pet store in town, and being ridiculously congested. :( It looks like it's not going to go away before my birthday party. Oh well.
I'd better clean my room and take a shower now.
