It's late, and my coherency levels are plunging rapidly.

It's 3:17 AM! And what am I doing?

I'm planning complicated strategies to win a special type of dog deshedding tool (Furminator) on Ebay for as cheap as possible (as in, under $4)! \o/

Now, Kristin, you might ask--why do you even need this special type of dog deshedding tool? There is dog hair everywhere in your house, on your clothing, in your bag, probably in your mouth, and you've never cared before!

The answer is that I don't care (or even notice) that there is dog hair everywhere!

So, why are you up at 3:17 AM plotting complicated strategies to win a Furminator?

Because...it looks fun to use the Furminator? :D; I want to feel like a cool dog owner for having one? ...Because I can?

Okay, then, self. Carry on.

It's late, and my coherency levels are plunging rapidly.

It's 3:17 AM! And what am I doing?

I'm planning complicated strategies to win a special type of dog deshedding tool (Furminator) on Ebay for as cheap as possible (as in, under $4)! \o/

Now, Kristin, you might ask--why do you even need this special type of dog deshedding tool? There is dog hair everywhere in your house, on your clothing, in your bag, probably in your mouth, and you've never cared before!

The answer is that I don't care (or even notice) that there is dog hair everywhere!

So, why are you up at 3:17 AM plotting complicated strategies to win a Furminator?

Because...it looks fun to use the Furminator? :D; I want to feel like a cool dog owner for having one? ...Because I can?

Okay, then, self. Carry on.